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Here’s my list of DPH achievements.

§ Can You Read This For Me? (5) - Lose the ability to see anything that is further than six inches from your face.

§ Wait, What? (5) - Go to do something, and completely forget what you are doing mid-action.

§ Crisis Averted (5) - Vomit but still trip.

§ Starting To Piss Me Off (5) - Urinate at least five times in a thirty minute period.

§ FFFFFUUUUU (5) - Get the feeling of impending doom.

§ jeov74 djufj! (5) - Send nonsense text messages while on a deliriant.

§ Friend Of The Devil (5) - Visit a social networking site while tripping and perform some action (update status, edit profile, send messages).

§ Oh (5) - Not realize you’re tripping until it hits you all at once.

§ Sound Is Vibration (5) - Listen to music while on DPH.

§ What Happened Last Night? (5) - Wake up the day after tripping with no memory of the trip..

§ Late Night Programming (5) - Come up on a trip watching TV, only to completely forget about it later.

§ The First Time I Saw It, He Didn’t Say That (5) - Watch a movie and hear different conservations going on within it.

§ Good Morning, Sunshine (5) - Wake up after a DPH trip shaky, disoriented and pasty with matted hair, chattering teeth and pupils as big as quarters.

§ God Damn (5) - Realize how badly you were tripping last night.

§ Sketchy (5) - Go into public or into work/school in the morning-after state.

§ Never Agai… Fuck It (5) - Insist never to experience a DPH trip again, only to be drawn back to it.

§ Total Immersion (5) - Watch a horror film while tripping.

§ Trip Insurance (10) - Redose because you forgot how much DPH you took.

§ OMGWTFBBQHAX (10) - Manage to stay online and in the same conversation for the entirety of a trip.

§ Alan Wake (10) - Use a flashlight as a weapon against hallucinations.

§ Sleep Deprived (10) - Try to sleep in the middle of a DPH trip, and fail because of hallucinations.

§ Would You Like Fries With That? (10) - Go through a drive-thru while tripping.

§ Hehehe Suckers (10) - Have a friend/yourself believe that you can control a DPH trip, and fail at it.

§ Where Am I? (10) - Come out of a DPH trip not knowing how you got in that location.

§ Initiate Plan B! (10) - Have a really bad trip and turn on all the lights to make the hallucinations go away.

§ Cottonmouth King (10) - Go the entire trip without having anything to drink.

§ Behind Enemy Lines (10) - Unintentionally go outside during a trip.

§ Who Was That? (10) - Have someone overhear your conversations to yourself and ask you about it the next day.

§ Life Support (10) - Trip sit for someone and keep them from doing something stupid.

§ Playin’ It Cool (15) - Successfully talk to an authority figure while tripping.

§ sup /del/ (15) - Post on /del/ while tripping hard.

§ Photogenic (15) - Use a camera to determine reality from hallucination.

§ My Chest Hurts… (15) - Manage to check your pulse, find that it’s way over your normal rate.

§ Fear And Loathing (20) - Trip on DPH while visiting Las Vegas (I live there. Easy as fuck)

§ Alchemilla General (25) - Continue tripping while hospitalized.

§ Reality Bites (25) - Get bitten by a real spider while tripping.

§ Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (25) - Have a trip positively influence your life, like helping you deal with your fears.

§ God. Fucking. Dammit. (-20) - End up in the hospital because of a deliriant.

§ So This Is Hell (5) - Trip on deliriants for the first time.

§ Have Fun! (5) - Introduce a friend to DPH.

§ Pat Robertson Applauds You (10) - Dose 700+ mg Diphenhydramine.

§ So Uncomfortable (10) - Endure a dosage of DPH that is neither light nor heavy.

§ Can’t Hurt (10) - Dose 1000+ mg DPH.

§ Thanks For The Memories (10) - Finish your first bottle of DPH.

§ Down The Rabbit Hole (10) - Trip on both DPH and Dextromethorphan.

§ Arachnophobia (5) - See your first spider.

§ What Did They Say? (5) - Hear conversations in another room that you can’t quite make out, but nobody is there/awake.

§ Here Kitty (5) - Interact with an imaginary pet.

§ Hey Dude, When Did You Get Here? (5) - Imagine yourself having a conversation with a friend.

§ You Are Not Supposed To See Us (5) - See a shadow person.

§ Smoke Signals (5) - Hallucinate smoking a cigarette.

§ Jiggle The Rabbit Ears (5) - See DPH static and light flashes.

§ Nothing Good On TV (5) - Stare at a TV that is off, but see something playing on it.

§ Rabbit With Big Pointy Teeth (5) - Hallucinate your biggest fear and not be scared.

§ Wishful Thinking (5) - See giant spider legs behind an object or around a corner, and convince yourself that if you don’t look at it it won’t come out.

§ Can’t Touch This (5) - Try to touch a hallucination that gradually gets closer, only for it go run away or disappear.

§ More Detailed But Less Often (10) - Leave the lights on all night, only to realize this makes it worse

§ We Don’t Get Many Visitors ‘Round These Parts (10) - See The Hat Man.

§ The Grudge (10) - Hallucinate a young child.

§ Is That Me? (10) - Look at a mirror on DPH.

§ Your Skin Feels Like Terror (10) - Touch a hallucination without it disappearing.

§ Did I Just? (10) - Think you got up and did something then realize you are actually hallucinating it.

§ Must Have Taken A Wrong Turn At Albuquerque (10) - Confuse your location with a different one.

§ Persistent Little Buggers (10) - Successfully kill/wound/vanquish a spider only to have more reappear.

§ Wear Out Your Welcome (10) - See some hallucinations and then leave the room, only to see them still when you return.

§ Monkey See, Monkey Do (10) - See a hallucination that mimics your every move.

§ Thanks For Standing Still (10) - Play an FPS and kill enemies that aren’t actually there.

§ I Am The Counter Terrorist! (10) - Hallucinate enemies from a video game. Bonus points for engaging combat with them.

§ Reunited (10) - Imagine an old friend you haven’t spoken to in over a year.

§ Mirror Mirror (10) - Hallucinate yourself.

§ There Was An Old Man From Peru (10) - Imagine yourself in some sort of situation where you are eating.

§ Bad Vibes (10) - Get attacked or chased by a hallucination.

§ Friday Night Spider Fight (10) - Watch two or more hallucinations fighting each other.

§ Soundtrack (10) - Hear music playing in the background.

§ Hello? (10) - Hear someone calling your name.

§ Things That Go Bump In The Night (10) - Can’t sleep because of strange noises.

§ Nightmare On Elm Street (10) - The hat man attacks you, you wake up with scratches.

§ Something Is Stalking Me… (10) - See your shadow move while you are motionless.

§ I Should Probably Help (10) - Witness a terrible hallucination with complete apathy.

§ You’re Actually Kind Of Cute (15) - Befriend a hallucinated spider.

§ Mind = Blown (15) - See a real and hallucinated version of the same person at the same time.

§ Bruce Willis (15) - Have an incredibly long situation involving someone who has passed, where you interact with them and speak, only to realize who you were talking to later on.

§ Wormhole (15) - Get stuck in a loop and realize it, only making the situation worse.

§ Long Time No See (15) - Have the same hallucination appear in multiple trips.

§ Déjà Vu (15) - Get deja vu.

§ Déjà Vu All Over Again (15) - Get deja vu. Again.

§ Acceptance (15) - Accept your hallucinations as part of “normal” reality.

§ What Were You Thinking? (20) - Have arachnophobia and see spiders.

§ Your Mind’s In The Gutter, Boy. (20) - Hallucinate sex or porn.

§ Wisdom (20) - Realize that you are hallucinating.

§ Crawling In My Skin (20) - See and/or feel tiny creatures underneath your skin.

§ Silent Hill (20) - Hear an emergency siren on the come up of a trip.

§ But I Don’t Have A Cat… (20) - Hear animal noises and search for a nonexistent pet.

§ Eight-Legged Cocksuckers (20) - Suffer from HPPD.